{"product_id":"opossum-oracle-garden-flag","title":"The Opossum’s Oracle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eLife is far too serious to be lived with a straight face. The Opossum’s Oracle is a visual manifesto for the misfits and the dreamers who find magic in the most unlikely places. It features North America’s favorite underdog—the Opossum—now promoted to high-ranking sorcerer, steering a majestic gander through a dreamscape of sepia-toned clouds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThis isn't just garden decor; it’s a tribute to the \"glorious nonsense\" of existence. Rendered in a stunning Victorian-storybook aesthetic, the contrast between the Opossum’s intense, wand-waving focus and the goose’s stoic grace creates a moment of pure, dry wit. It perfectly embodies the spirit of its inscription: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"318\"\u003e“Be the nonsense you want to see in the world.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eDesigned for the curator of the curious, this flag is perfect for the porch, the secret garden path, or any corner of your home that needs a touch of eccentric charm. It’s a reminder that even if you're a nocturnal trash-cat with a star-tipped wand, you can still command the heavens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"588ouw\" data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003eDouble-sided garden flag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ux0m7o\" data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003ePremium linen-style fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ckgk11\" data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1648\"\u003eAll-weather outdoor durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"74x4xi\" data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1688\"\u003eMachine washable and fade resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cazld0\" data-start=\"1689\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003eStandard size: 12 x 18 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17cjznb\" data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003eSewn sleeve opening: approx. 1.2 in \/ 3 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yida6p\" data-start=\"1770\" data-end=\"1832\"\u003eSuitable for yards, gardens, patios, porches, and walkways\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2uxl90\" data-start=\"1833\" data-end=\"1870\"\u003eFlagpole or stand is not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"VARELIX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48434349506743,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0735\/9496\/2103\/files\/wizard-possum-goose-garden-flag-main.jpg?v=1777988032","url":"https:\/\/varelix.com\/products\/opossum-oracle-garden-flag","provider":"VARELIX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}