{"product_id":"out-of-office-forever-garden-flag","title":"Out of Office (Forever)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"916\"\u003eIf you’re looking for this guy, don’t bother checking his email. He’s officially reached the \"do not disturb\" phase of his life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"1409\"\u003e\"Out of Office (Forever)\" captures the precise moment a sea turtle discovers the absolute joy of a luxury staycation. Forget the long, dramatic migrations across the Atlantic—this little guy has found a shallow, turquoise cove where the water is warm, the sand is white, and the flowers literally float down from the sky to serve as his personal confetti. With a shell made of shimmering mosaic and a vibe that says \"I’m not moving for anyone,\" he is the ultimate mascot for a lazy Saturday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1839\"\u003eHang this flag where the real relaxing happens—by the pool, the patio, or the porch chair that fits you just right. It’s for the home that doesn’t take itself too seriously and the gardener who knows that \"busy\" is a four-letter word. Let this turtle be your alibi: whenever someone asks why the chores aren’t done, just point to the flag. The tide is in, the sun is out, and for now, the only thing on the schedule is drifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"588ouw\" data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003eDouble-sided garden flag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ux0m7o\" data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003ePremium linen-style fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ckgk11\" data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1648\"\u003eAll-weather outdoor durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"74x4xi\" data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1688\"\u003eMachine washable and fade resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cazld0\" data-start=\"1689\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003eStandard size: 12 x 18 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17cjznb\" data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003eSewn sleeve opening: approx. 1.2 in \/ 3 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yida6p\" data-start=\"1770\" data-end=\"1832\"\u003eSuitable for yards, gardens, patios, porches, and walkways\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2uxl90\" data-start=\"1833\" data-end=\"1870\"\u003eFlagpole or stand is not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"VARELIX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48441455378615,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0735\/9496\/2103\/files\/sea-turtle-mosaic-garden-flag-main.jpg?v=1778229410","url":"https:\/\/varelix.com\/products\/out-of-office-forever-garden-flag","provider":"VARELIX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}