{"product_id":"what-are-you-doing-funny-rooster-shower-curtain","title":"What Are You Doing?","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"236\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"236\"\u003eWARNING: Enter the bathroom at your own risk. Charlie is ALWAYS watching. 😳\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"238\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eMeet Charlie. He used to be a regular farm bird, but he got fired from his morning crowing duties because he was way too distracted by human drama. Now, he’s relocated to your bathroom as the newly appointed \u003cstrong data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eChief Executive Judgmental Officer (CEJO).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"507\"\u003ePicture this:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"686\"\u003eYou strip down, ready for a peaceful shower... you turn around, and boom. Charlie is peering out from the side, staring straight into your soul with those wide, unblinking eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"876\"\u003eYou start singing your favorite pop song under the running water, hit that emotional high note, open your eyes—and there’s Charlie, tilting his head in absolute horror and utter disbelief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003eHis face says it all:\u003cbr data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"965\"\u003e\"Is that a shower song, or are you stepping on a cat, human?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"968\"\u003eor\u003cbr data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"973\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"973\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003e\"Wait... is that what you call 'abs'?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1015\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003eBring this master of side-eye into your home. It’s the ultimate icebreaker for guests, the best cure for morning moodiness, and a constant reminder that you will never, ever shower alone again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003e(Disclaimer: Varelix is not responsible for any existential crisis caused by a fabric rooster judging your naked body or your questionable singing skills.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct type: Shower curtain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: Artistic printed design shown in the product images, created to add personality, color, and visual interest to everyday bathroom decor\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 72 in x 72 in\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial detail shown: Polyester fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes: 12 metal hooks\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures shown: Quick-dry, easy care, reinforced hooks, and easy to install and slide\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for: Most standard showers and tubs\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"VARELIX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48544898449591,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0735\/9496\/2103\/files\/funny-rooster-shower-curtain-main.jpg?v=1781261125","url":"https:\/\/varelix.com\/products\/what-are-you-doing-funny-rooster-shower-curtain","provider":"VARELIX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}