What Are You Doing?
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What Are You Doing?
$45.00
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$45.00
Regular price
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WARNING: Enter the bathroom at your own risk. Charlie is ALWAYS watching. 😳
Meet Charlie. He used to be a regular farm bird, but he got fired from his morning crowing duties because he was way too distracted by human drama. Now, he’s relocated to your bathroom as the newly appointed Chief Executive Judgmental Officer (CEJO).
Picture this:
You strip down, ready for a peaceful shower... you turn around, and boom. Charlie is peering out from the side, staring straight into your soul with those wide, unblinking eyes.
You start singing your favorite pop song under the running water, hit that emotional high note, open your eyes—and there’s Charlie, tilting his head in absolute horror and utter disbelief.
His face says it all:
"Is that a shower song, or are you stepping on a cat, human?"
or
"Wait... is that what you call 'abs'?"
Bring this master of side-eye into your home. It’s the ultimate icebreaker for guests, the best cure for morning moodiness, and a constant reminder that you will never, ever shower alone again.
(Disclaimer: Varelix is not responsible for any existential crisis caused by a fabric rooster judging your naked body or your questionable singing skills.)
- Product type: Shower curtain
- Design: Artistic printed design shown in the product images, created to add personality, color, and visual interest to everyday bathroom decor
- Size: 72 in x 72 in
- Material detail shown: Polyester fabric
- Includes: 12 metal hooks
- Features shown: Quick-dry, easy care, reinforced hooks, and easy to install and slide
- Suitable for: Most standard showers and tubs
Materials + Care
Every Varelix piece is made to bring expressive artwork into everyday living spaces. Materials and care details may vary by product type, size, and finish, so please refer to the product details above for the most accurate specifications.
To help preserve the print and texture, we recommend gentle care, avoiding harsh bleach, and keeping the item away from unnecessary friction or prolonged direct exposure when possible.
Shipping + Returns
Each order is carefully processed and prepared after purchase. Once your item ships, you will receive tracking information so you can follow its journey to your door.
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or with a quality issue, please contact us with your order number and photos, and our support team will help resolve it as quickly as possible. For full details, please review our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.
