The Opossum’s Oracle
$25.00
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$25.00
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The Opossum’s Oracle
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
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Life is far too serious to be lived with a straight face. The Opossum’s Oracle is a visual manifesto for the misfits and the dreamers who find magic in the most unlikely places. It features North America’s favorite underdog—the Opossum—now promoted to high-ranking sorcerer, steering a majestic gander through a dreamscape of sepia-toned clouds.
This isn't just garden decor; it’s a tribute to the "glorious nonsense" of existence. Rendered in a stunning Victorian-storybook aesthetic, the contrast between the Opossum’s intense, wand-waving focus and the goose’s stoic grace creates a moment of pure, dry wit. It perfectly embodies the spirit of its inscription: “Be the nonsense you want to see in the world.”
Designed for the curator of the curious, this flag is perfect for the porch, the secret garden path, or any corner of your home that needs a touch of eccentric charm. It’s a reminder that even if you're a nocturnal trash-cat with a star-tipped wand, you can still command the heavens.
- Double-sided garden flag
- Premium linen-style fabric
- All-weather outdoor durability
- Machine washable and fade resistant
- Standard size: 12 x 18 inches
- Sewn sleeve opening: approx. 1.2 in / 3 cm
- Suitable for yards, gardens, patios, porches, and walkways
- Flagpole or stand is not included
Materials + Care
Every Varelix piece is made to bring expressive artwork into everyday living spaces. Materials and care details may vary by product type, size, and finish, so please refer to the product details above for the most accurate specifications.
To help preserve the print and texture, we recommend gentle care, avoiding harsh bleach, and keeping the item away from unnecessary friction or prolonged direct exposure when possible.
Shipping + Returns
Each order is carefully processed and prepared after purchase. Once your item ships, you will receive tracking information so you can follow its journey to your door.
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or with a quality issue, please contact us with your order number and photos, and our support team will help resolve it as quickly as possible. For full details, please review our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.
